I place laptop carefully on floor and go to bathroom. I return to find THIS has happened...

I lost the auction. No, this is NOT cute. This is .
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pure cat evil.
An every day fairy tale of a woman with her head in the clouds.

pure cat evil.
We are cats and we love the microwave. More fool you for moving everything off it and trying to clean it. Its ours now. OURS we tell you....
Look at me! I smile and I am not photoshopped!
This is the toilet of our latest fave eatery, Nawaab on Oldham Road. Obviously its not the actual toilet itself, just the kind of ante room to the toilet, but its very glam for a loo.
And finally, moi, taking a photo of myself reflected in the wobbly mirror of the above establishment.