Monday, July 03, 2006

Tan

As any of those of you who actually KNOW me in real life know, I am as pale as a bottle of milk. I have been using Johnsons Holiday skin lotion for 3 weeks now. And I am paler than when I started. WHY??? I know real sun can't touch me through the spf factor 9999999 for albino babies I use, but you would think a bit of self tan would manage it. Not so. Discuss.

7 comments:

  1. That's not the holiday skin lotion made by Johnsons' Paints is it?

    Trouble brewing. Just buy deep magnolia and splash it on all over. You'll be brown as a berry in no time.

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  2. Anonymous11:48 AM

    Sorry! Looks like I passed on the ashen skin as well as the unmanageable hair. Never mind - I find a nice thick coating of mahogany wood stain works wonders!

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  3. Steve - I think you might be right about the paint.
    Mum - Is there anything ELSE I am up for inheriting?? Noooooo not dad's NOSE.........please not that! :-)

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  4. Well obviously Johnsons have learned how to bottle UV rays. So the factor 999999 is blocking it.
    People used to use walnut juice to hide pale skin?

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  5. Anonymous1:20 PM

    I'll have you know that my nose is very graceful - and if you're not careful you won't inherit ANYTHING!

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  6. Mig - how on earth do you GET juice out of a walnut?
    Dad - sorry sorry sorry times a billion (lapses into crawly daughter mode....)

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  7. I think you have to take the skins off and rub them on the bits you want browned.
    Of course it's very hard to get an even colour.

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